I've learned another case of bird flu may have been reported in Florida. This is all the more tragic, considering the victim was a beloved celebrity.
I am very much an animal lover, especially dogs. A friend in West Virginia sent me a photo of his hunting dogs. I think you will agree these West Virginia hunting dogs are beautiful animals.
I have come upon certain medical terms which I hope will be helpful to anyone experiencing health care issues. Benign.................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria. Barium.................What you do with dead folks. Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan................Searching for the cat. Cauterize...........Made eye contact with her. Colic...............A sheep dog. Coma................A punctuation mark. D&C.................Where Washington is. Dilate..............To live longer than your kids do. Enema..............Not a friend. Fester.............Quicker than someone else. Fibula.............A small lie. G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball. Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on. Impotent............Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work. Local Anesthetic.......you don't have to leave town to have it done. Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates. Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake. Node.....................I knew it. Outpatient...............A person who has fainted. Pap Smear................A fatherhood test. Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative...........A letter carrier. Recovery Room..........Place to do upholstery. Secretion................Hiding something Staph Infection.......When everyone at work gets sick. Tablet...........A small table to change babies on. Seizure.............Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section. Stool Sample.......A new purchase from House of Unfinished Furniture Terminal Illness........Getting sick at the train station. Tumor...............More than one. Urine...............Opposite of mine. Varicose............Near by Hospital............The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
